If only it were lies, dammit! 🙁
I am now DRUNK! And how Abraham Lincoln used to say “A drunk man cannot tell a lie!” Now let me tell you a story! A story of blood and sweat and sacrifice and honor BETRAYED by some statistics itch with a B in some HR room! Picture this: You work for this company for more than a decade! You learn EVERYTHING there is to know, you even teach others how to do the job WITHOUT any extra pay. And then you get a mushroom-head colleague that sees EVERYONE as out to get him! And then you decide to leave the company! And this guy is STILL 110% dependent on you! And one day, precisely two weeks before you leave the job you tell the guy “Dude, you know what?! Pretend I’m not here! Just don’t ASK ME ANYTHING, ok?!” never-mind his arrogance and self-importance were out the door! And the next day, this dude goes to HR and claims I friggin’ sabotaged his patching! I kid you not! This dude, instead of focusing on the patch logs, which he botched AF, he was wasting time looking in the security logs I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO READ, to find PROOF that I did something (off course I didn’t! A simultaneous mass-patch was in place, involving 1.5k+ servers and one of his was on the same list. That was is! Non-human interactable patching, mind you, EVERYONE SAW THE LOGS! Logs that I could never and would never touch, Security agreed with me! Didn’t matter! I was marked by stupidity, arrogance and self-importance!)! And then I left! Didn’t look back! OPS Security and upper management KNEW ME! They trusted me! They LEARNED and WORKED with me! To solve problems, to fix things! To move forward! The HR minion couldn’t give two shits! Time passes, I lose my current job. I apply again to the previous job, confident I can TEACH OTHERS how things work. Nope! You’re a trouble-maker! FUCK CORPORATE! FUCK SACRIFICE! If I were you, I would leak ALL your plain text passwords, but that never happened, ever wondered WHY?! I am MADE of integrity! Go ask your copy/paste AI certified personnel for this! Good luck! Cheers and salutations from a troublemaker that builds things today! Things that STAND TALL! Taller than you EVER COULD! Because I say what I am and I am what I say!
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Need server!? @Macarne we don’t offer services! We offer SOULS! I call our servers “bebe’s” because I’ve never been a father! These are my children! And if something’s wrong it is MY MISTAKE!!!
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I know my weight… and I am heavy!