Year: 2022

The cure for SPAM!

Now let’s say, you were to receive spam for “Viagra” this or “Learn this language” this, or any-fucking-thing that you didn’t subscribe for and you were to be legally able to SUE that particular business, well, then nobody would EVER pay for spam again, wouldn’t you believe? No? Let’s try it! 😀

NOBODY can shut me up here! This MY kingdom which I built from scratch!

I just got myself a nice botnet list 😀 It appears I’m hosting some quality Chinese movie series (privately, mind you) on my server and the patriot communist China does not likey! I just got me a “hefty” botnet list manually scrubbing my logs lol.

Anyone interested in buying a Chinese botnet list? 😛 I sell! Cheap, contact me 😀 (if you can’t take a joke, then get the fuck outta here!)

Later edit: Wait, I’ve been scammed, only less than 2k servers (1984 – the coincidence is baffling – single IP addresses)? Why u underestimate me so, little fascist? You think I’m like you and live for money? HA!

Poured salt on your wounds, didn’t I? You still giving your bestest of shots but it’s not enough 🙁 … ran out of servers, padawan? Ran out of exploitable policies? SSL and Named DDoS tools not working for you? Soon, you’ll run out of tears… Give me MORE!!! Hit me with everything you’ve got, I double dare you, I triple dare you, mother-fucker! – or, as dear friend named Jeordi likes to call it: “Kakate koi!”

I’m dying, I just can’t… ROFL!

Hahahahhaahahaa! “The United steak of America!” I’m dying, I need aair! I only quoted, mind you.

NOTE

I’m not trying to make fun of the man himself. My father became senile in his old age and I can recognize the symptoms. The man himself and what he’s going through, is quite sad. It is obvious he’s being used as a façade. But fuck me sideways if I can’t still laugh at something funny 😉 … So, you’re from the United steak of America, huh? <3

I need a new phone and I have a problem…

For you see, I have very tiny fucking hands and the new phone which I bought, a Blackview 6900 is about 16cm long. My old sony xz compact had 12cm length (this has now completely bricked and no matter what I tried, nothing worked to make it live – have to get it repaired, anywho).

My problem is that I cannot find any decent phone outside IPhone 12 mini or Sony Xperia XZ2 compact (which is precisely my old phone) on the market… and I refuse to buy IPhone. Because I’m fully aware they purposely installed software to slow down or even break older IPhone models with the purpose to push customers to purchase new hardware. Nevermind the details I know about their founder (ew).

“The guy standing right behind me is a moron!”

Said yet another dude about me, which I never saw my entire life, yesterday when I was chillin’ by myself at some pub after work.

I looked up from my phone only to see if I even knew him. Nope. Not that I recall 😉

The whole scene made me smile and that was my only reaction. “I’ve been called much worse than a “moron”, so there’s no need for offense to be taken here” is what I thought.

I suppose my “get the fuck out of my way and out of my mind” ideology paid off, yet again. It is the times when I take things at heart that I have a tendency to become…

I feel so rich, smoking this leftover cigarette…

You’ll never imagine 😉

While some people pay $55 millions to get a week (source) on the space station, I explored gas giants, gas clouds, entire suns, planets, neutron stars and black holes with my mind’s eye 😀

It pays to have a beautiful imagination and the sole answer for how that is done, is being able to picture with your mind’s eyes, what you read in a book and expand from there. It also helps to not forget your inner child ^^