Month: April 2022

What I saw and what I felt

This particular evening, simply taking my evening stroll in the park, there was a live concert and everything. Pleasant surprise! So I roll a joint and head there to enjoy the sunset and there’s two policemen walking by, in their time off, with their police marked puppy which really didn’t like my weed-smell and called a damned patrol on me for casually smoking a joint by myself (haha, amusing) Anywho … moving ahead to them being just simpletons, over-judging as per usual… and feeling teeny-tiny small, since they are!

Anywho, in this park, there’s pictures of golden medal winners. Men, women, children some of them! And right in front of these pictures, I see this little girl, tripping over her scooter and I swear I counted at least 30 seconds before someone went to help her. Strangers were panicking! Old women were frantic! All I did was puff my joint and think “If you were to get up on your own, as you fucking should, learn that lesson now, rather than later, I swear I will applaud! You would deserve your own gold medal Shit, it could be diamond!”. For more than 30 seconds that kid laid on the cold concrete, crying and demanding attention! THIS is your feminism! RIGHT HERE! THIS is how YOU teach YOUR child to be strong and independent, isn’t it?! And let me tell you one thing, for ALL the things you demand, bitches, you offer so very little… A pair of labia and a nice ass… Anything else?! No? Cry on the concrete some more, see if I care!!!

The halt in evolution!

Or “the Devil” as the church (ANY church – lowercase on purpose, because fuck those “kill the other guy” people, okay?)

The halt in evolution is your own mind. Your innate hatred towards someone which doesn’t instantly idolize you for the amount of atoms in your body, like you had any choice or would even know… Wait, you thought I was referring to YOUR mind, per say, didn’t ya’? Well, wrong! All of us! Humanity! You see someone gazing at the stars, wanting nothing from you… and all you can do and say is hateful things?! Well then, I apologize that I am good to my core!!! I’m sorry I didn’t notice your ass shaking as a leaf, whilst dreaming dreams of hope for ALL OF US!

Starship troopers had a lot of things wrong, but the fact that humanity is born insane… well, I cannot contradict that when I look at ants, for example. Tell me, instead of funneling owed paper moneys on average Joe’s back into wars that kill innocents, how many planets could we colonize in two decades, hmmm?!

Good hearing

It always helped to keep me amused.

Also the starting to understand a new language, when pretending that I don’t, is a never-ending source of amusement…

Such as this happening the other day, when one of the most beautifully looking spiteful female asshole, was commenting about me that “I take it up the ass”, as she went out from the pub to have a cigarette.

Off course I didn’t answer or even looked her way. I know that she was literally begging for attention and when she didn’t get it, I must be gay and she must be perfect, right? RIGHT?! 😀

I’m dying of laughter, no really

I hear the bodyguard of the place I went to have two glasses of wine, go “Slava Ukraine” and his conversation pal goes “Slava Heroin”… I can certainly take a joke, however this was ridiculous. All I could think for both parties, if they were so anti-war, why they didn’t go and pick up weapons themselves to teach them bad russians a lesson 😀 But wait, there’s more! Feeling like the little people that they were, they started talking shit about me like I wasn’t even there, without yours truly ever raising an eyebrow, mind you. I don’t want or need to deal with little people that cannot speak ideas or at least happenings 😉

I have a little rat…

I swear she is more tumor than rat at this point in time. But she has this will to survive that’s something fierce! This animal, this pest upon humanity, teaches me what is will-power, from inside a cage, never truly knowing freedom! Oh, humanity, how high you believe me to think of myself and how low I actually am, forms the gap why you find it hard to address me down the street!

I fucked up again last night and ended up in Vagon

It was a beautiful night though. Pretty ladies wanted hugs, so I gracefully provided 😉 Gay people didn’t feel offended when I said “nohomo”, since they understood the point that I was only speaking about myself. All in all, it was a good night! More happenings than most people with sufficient testicles to walk out of the house alone 🙂

That girl with the hug though, is worth a little more attention. There were no words involved much, she just wanted to hug me for some reason… Some dude that was around them got a little jealous, even though I didn’t pay much attention

A little “i told you so”…

Remember when I said Putin doesn’t want Ukraine? He only wants to wreck it? Would you look at what’s happening! Fuck you! And your politics that leads to death!

ALL OF YOU are to blame for this! You chose them!

Since eighteen years old I only voted ONCE (for the lesser evil, obviously), a pointless and futile effort, worthy of nothing but a laugh!

I swore the next time I would vote with my blades!